The Salesman

     "Mz. Jackson will doubleanalplugged see you now doubleanalplugged," an attractive receptionist said while ushering him doubleanalplugged into the inner sanctum. "I doubleanalplugged've doubleanalplugged never met you boss," Ham said easily as they made their way to the far end of a doubleanalplugged long doubleanalplugged corridor, "what's she like.?." The receptionist pause outside of Mz. Jackson's office and whispered, "Well, she seems pretty tough, but so far doubleanalplugged, all the salesmen seem to have doubleanalplugged come doubleanalplugged out of her office with smiles video on their faces." "I guess that's a good sign," Ham replied as doubleanalplugged the heavy door doubleanalplugged open and he entered the large doubleanalplugged plush office of Bobbi Jackson doubleanalplugged. "I'm Hampton Rogers doubleanalplugged," he said while extending his hand, "I'm glad doubleanalplugged to meet you, Mz. Jackson." She stood doubleanalplugged up and reached across her doubleanalplugged massive desk, took his hand, and replied doubleanalplugged evenly, "Same here, Mr doubleanalplugged. Rogers, please, have doubleanalplugged a doubleanalplugged chair." Ham sat down in one of the three chairs encircling doubleanalplugged the doubleanalplugged front of the big desk and offered, "You don't know how long I've tried getting this appointment." "I think I've got and idea," she video replied dryly, "my predecessor had his hand in the till so to speak, and believe me Mr. Rogers, we're really doubleanalplugged sorry that it's doubleanalplugged taken doubleanalplugged us this long doubleanalplugged to ferret out the problem." "No apology necessary," Ham said easily, "and please , call me Ham, all of my friends do." "Okay, Ham," she doubleanalplugged replied, "let doubleanalplugged's get down to doubleanalplugged business, what have you got for me today.?."
     "We at Rubber and Leather doubleanalplugged Unlimited feel doubleanalplugged we have the finest line doubleanalplugged of marital aids on the market doubleanalplugged today doubleanalplugged," he said while doubleanalplugged opening his case and removing some samples, "the leather is genuine doubleanalplugged softened doubleanalplugged calf's hide, all of our didos are made of the finest doubleanalplugged latex doubleanalplugged, and of course, our vibrators are come equipped with the most durable motors doubleanalplugged in the industry doubleanalplugged!" "My , my doubleanalplugged," she doubleanalplugged said softly while picking up doubleanalplugged a seven inch vibrator doubleanalplugged and inspecting it carefully, "you seem to be doubleanalplugged pretty proud of your products, do they have some sort of guarantee!?!" Of course they do," he said quickly, "I think that you doubleanalplugged'll doubleanalplugged find doubleanalplugged that my company will stand behind it products doubleanalplugged better that anyone in the industry! "A very impressive demonstration doubleanalplugged, if I may say so, Ham," she said softly, "but I'd like to see how doubleanalplugged some doubleanalplugged of your doubleanalplugged products operate, do you think you could show me!?!" "Ma'am," he questioned, "uh, how do you mean doubleanalplugged, show me how they work!?!" "Just what I said," she doubleanalplugged replied casually, "Take this vibrator for example doubleanalplugged, show me how it works!" "Oh," he said in a relieved voice doubleanalplugged while doubleanalplugged taking the medium sized hummer out of video her hand and turning the switch to the on position doubleanalplugged, "just like that doubleanalplugged," as it buzzed merrily away! "No, no," she said sternly, "I think I know how to throw a switch, I want a demonstration doubleanalplugged, I want to see doubleanalplugged it work on a real live person!"
     "You seem to be in a good doubleanalplugged mood doubleanalplugged," the doubleanalplugged receptionist offered while Hampton was leaving the PMC offices, "I told doubleanalplugged you doubleanalplugged every salesman comes doubleanalplugged out of that office with a smile, did you make doubleanalplugged your sale.?." Ham gave her grin and replied, "Among other things doubleanalplugged, honey, among other doubleanalplugged things.